hardy-har-har

Lisa C. · Subject: hardy-har-har Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:38 pm

Ask and you shall receive. Bowling jokes, knock-knock jokes, racy jokes. Here's your chance!

One of my students told this joke yesterday.

Q- Why did the monkey cross the road?

A- Because the natives ate(edited from at) the chicken!

I laughed out loud at that one!

Q- How do you make a Kleenex dance?

A- You put a little "boogie" in it.

Lynne · Subject: Re: hardy-har-har Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:25 pm

I think you left the "e" off "ate". I could NOT figure out the first joke until I realized that. Laughing

"boogie" - very funny. LOL

mel · Number of posts: 9 Age: 45 Registration date: 2008-09-14

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an agnostic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night and wonders if there really is a dog.

Lisa C. · Subject: Re: hardy-har-har Sat Sep 20, 2008 1:21 pm

dog? I don't get it. lol

Lynne · Subject: Re: hardy-har-har Sat Sep 20, 2008 5:02 pm

You know - dyslexia, so they spelled "God" wrong. LOL

Good one, Mel!

mel · Number of posts: 9 Age: 45 Registration date: 2008-09-14

Dyslexics of the world UNTIE!

Lynne · Subject: Re: hardy-har-har Thu Oct 30, 2008 9:05 pm

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'
'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.
'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'